WRiTER’S BLOCK!
{ aka My Muse-of-the-Moment }
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• this is the piece that’s taking most of my mental
originally titled
foolishly [w]Rapped up in asset classes
”Only Fools Ru$h In”
I’m seein’ all these different Futures and Options
Recoppin’ on white Gold & Silver stone(s)kippin’,
Across rivers that have promised to deliver me from sin,
Said, I’m stockin’ up to win
More than just metals,
I’m lockin’ down securities to level off
Rainy day trades & unpredictable declines
Oh yeah, so I’m
Convertin’ my portfolio & settin’ aside
Mutual wrongs to fund the right prospectus
Said I’m diversifyin’ my life
& resupplyin’ it with asset classes to maximize my investments
Relyin’ on analytical senses to make cents
Outta mergers & buy backs
Slip slidin’ down bear backs
Then rip tide ridin’ high up on bulls
But I’m pullin’ out all of the stops
Hopin’ to spot shining stars before the next man can
Focusin’ my solar-panelled energy to decide on the best plan of action
‘Cause I’m bankin’ on havin’ royally flushed hands
Of blue chips and bonds, ETFs and certificates,
That’s right, I’m double-dippin’ my fingertips
Into indices and REITs, commodities and dividends,
Then spreadin’ my cash out onto The Street, like ashes,
To blaze a flame upon profit margins & money marketed scenes
Ohhhh yeah, baby…
’cause I’ve got a million & one money marketin’ schemes
& even if Warren Buffett himself told me it was too volatile of a risk,
I’d tell him to redo the math & subtract his ass outta my business
Naw, I may be a fool but I’m no village idiot
Oh no, ’cause I wanna be Dunkin’ Donuts with chameleons
& Lynch Magellan’s funds just to run & eat with him
Now, if only these seven seas could toss me
Its secrets & Templeton’s keys,
Then maybe, I’d currently be countin’ change
& exchangin’ currency with G. Soros
But then again, I suppose it’s better to be naive
& just a little more thorough
Than to stupidly risk burrowin’
Myself 6-feet deep into debt
I know a wise man once said…
If I was thinkin’ too long or too hard,
Then maybe my best bet was to fold my cards
So I’m Vanguardin’ my gardens
& Wallin’ The Street up with 500 S&P charts and
Hittin’ the road with Jack
Bogle
Said, I’m postal
markin’ my passport with legendary tails, like I was star-struck
• these are the pieces that are on my plate at the moment
WRiTER’S BLOCK!
